Barclays OnePulse: A Tale of Woe

The bottom line: Barclays hates its customers, and doesn’t even know how to run its business.

A few months ago, I decided that I was finally going to move my current account away from Barclays to someone more sensible, like First Direct or Egg. Barclays is a big bank with a lot of branches, but those are the only good things I can bring myself to say about them. Given that queuing at banks is second only to queuing at the Post Office in terms of my personal hell, the number of Barclays’ branches is irrelevant. Thus online-only banks such as First Direct or Egg are far more suited to me, since they’d offer a far higher interest rate and probably better service.

I was gearing up to make the switch when Barclays announced that they were launching a new credit card in September; this credit card, the OnePulse, would combine a London Underground Oyster Card, a cashless card and a credit card all in one. This would, at worst, mean that I would have one fewer card to carry around – at best, it would prove to be a very fast and cool way of paying for stuff in newsagents and shops.

It was, in short, probably the only thing Barclays could have done to keep me as a customer. I cursed them, and signed up to receive email updates. Oddly, the first email they sent me was an advert for OnePulse (one would think this unnecessary).

On September 10th, they launched the OnePulse. Like a good geek, I eagerly visited the website to apply for the credit card. I discovered, unfortunately, that only new customers could sign up online – existing Barclaycard holders would have to call them. Naturally, this was irritating because I didn’t want to hang around on hold and it seemed a bit unfair to loyal customers, but I figured that maybe there was some computer database nonsense to it.

Two days later, I call them up. After waiting for ten minutes to speak to someone, I’m told that I can only apply for the card at a branch. More irritation – not only do I hate visiting branches, but why couldn’t they just say that on the website instead making me call, and wasting my time and theirs? Brooding, I decided to put the whole OnePulse thing on the backburner for a while.

(Incidentally, their website still tells you to call the number, instead of visiting the branch)

It was around this time that a very flashy and expensive advertising campaign sprang up all over London, telling everyone about OnePulse. Here was the card of the future, it proclaimed. This advertising campaign extended, of course, to branches of Barclays, which had posters inviting people to apply for the card inside.

A few weeks later, On October 4th, two things happened. Firstly, I’d walked past my nearby branch (50m away) about 100 times by now, which had also the posters taunting me. Secondly, I had a foreign cheque that I wanted to deposit, and it could only be done at a branch. I gritted my teeth and consoled myself with the fact that I could apply for the OnePulse at the same time.

I deposited the cheque and then asked about the OnePulse. This caused a little commotion since no-one knew what to do, and they went off looking for the application forms. One member of staff wearily predicted that they hadn’t received the forms yet. She was right – there were no forms. Perhaps I could try another branch, she suggested.

I decided not to point out the utter stupidity of putting up posters – which had been there for weeks – saying that you could apply for the card inside when you didn’t actually have any application forms, and just walked out.

Let’s recap. I am a person who is a perfect Barclays customer (maybe too perfect, because I pay my credit card bills in full every month). I really, really want the OnePulse card. And yet Barclays really, really want to stop me from getting it. They punish existing customers by giving them the run around, and force them to go to a branch, where they don’t have any application forms anyway. The notion of, say, posting these forms to people, or even just making sure that branches receive the forms and posters at the same time, seems completely alien to them.

As far as I can see, Barclays is a terrible company. It has terrible customer service. It manages to annoy useful early adopters, who could become evangelists, to the point of desperation. I cannot recommend anything they do, and this episode only shows how poorly organised they are, and how little respect they have for their existing, loyal customers.

9 Replies to “Barclays OnePulse: A Tale of Woe”

  1. On the other hand, Barclays Stockbrokers have been nothing short of brilliant, online, by post and on the phone. They even managed to make the hoops the US government made me jump through to trade US equities relatively painless.

  2. I wouln’t worry about the new card. I was quite looking forward to it, but found that I would have to apply for it afresh, even though I already have 2 barclaycards and a barclay connect card. I thought ‘what the point?’. For one, it’ll stop me sharing my oyster card with others in my family. And secondly, I understand the cashcard facility will come to plain oyster cards soon anyway. And also, contrary to what I had originally thought, it will just be two card sitting in one…the oyster part is completely unconnected to the credit card in an electronic sense – you still have to top up as normal etc..in this case two is better than one.

  3. Wow. Disconnected business at it’s worst.

    One smart bit of marketing though – there’s a few people at a stand just inside Hammersmith tube station (district/piccadilly side) waving their forms at commuters bustling past. But after reading the above, bet it doesn’t apply to existing customers…

    Hopefully it’ll spread to other banks too.

    (Incidentally, apparently the “cashless” bit already applies to Oyster cards – a coworker told me you can use the prepay balance on your Oyster to pay for papers and things at a couple of the Waterloo shops…? Bring it on!)

  4. This looks badly on Visa too. It is thier network being used for the cashless (payWave) and credit (swipe) and thier brand name on the card for purchases. Althoug Barclsy is doing al thr sign-ups and account servicing.

    Isn’t MasterCard doing some trial or had done a Spring 07 trial with thier cashless product: PayPass?

    Any merchants or chains you have found that take the cashless/contactless/tap and go/wave feature.

  5. What, another Rowan who uses Hammersmith station, talks about payment cards at work and doesn’t like to make grammar mistakes? Please tell my wife that you’re not me!

  6. Hi,

    Please ever never go to that stupid bank, they really suck your money off, such a stupid, worthless , ***** they are and they customer service sucks, they dont know the meaning of it. PLEASE dont go and suffer like.
    YOU CAN STAY STRESS FREE IF YOU ARE AWAY FROM BARCLAY CREDIT CARD, ELSE YOU HAVE TO DIE LIKE ME WITH A CHIPPED HEARD

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