A discussion about chainsaws in Star Trek, elicited by a recent Enterprise episode:
“Historically, the most often raised Star Trek technology issue has involved bathrooms. Burning questions such as:
“How many bathrooms? And where are they located? What are the fixtures like? Did Starfleet adopt the hideous American ‘low flow’ design? Or like most patriots, do they still smuggle their toilets in from Canada?
“While I, too, share these concerns, I also represent the often quiet silent majority of fandom concerned with future logging practices…”