In an instant message conversation today…
[insert moaning about low acceptance rates for international students in the US]
Alex: grr.. how does one become a US citizen?
Adrian: Easiest way: marry a US girl
Adrian: Just like Gerard Depardieu did
Alex: can I keep my european nationality?
Adrian: Course not
Alex: hmm .. not worth it.
Alex: damn americans
Alex: we should just bomb the crap out of THEM
Adrian: After you