IraqFilter

Constant posts to MetaFilter about news of Iraq. Related to NewsFilter. Y'know the news from Iraq has been so grim over the last few months, we all really need a way to lighten up. So to counteract all this "soldier urinating on the Iraqi prisoner while groining him with his rifle"- dreariness, I offer the following jokes:

Q: Why did the Iraqi prisoner cross the road? A: Ooops! Our soldiers used 220 volts instead of 120 volts on him!

Q: Why can't Bush get the Iraqi people to support the American occupation? A: Halliburton is three months late with its shipment of genital electrodes.

Q: What's the main difference for the Iraqi people under Bush rather than Saddam? A: The genital electrodes now read "Made In America."

Q: Why is Bush having a such a hard time winning the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people? A: Hey, relax! Even the U.S. military police can only work over one body part at a time!

Q: Why did the U.S. soldiers force the Iraqi prisoner to wear women's panties? A: Don't ask, don't tell.

Q: Why did the U.S. military police force the Iraqi prisoner to masturbate? A: They were tired of drinking their coffee black.

And then there are the self-punchlining jokes:

Q: How many Halliburton employees does it take to screw an Iraqi prisoner?

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw an Iraqi prisoner into a lightbulb socket?

Halliburton: Working with the Iraqi people, one fingernail at a time!