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Brief thoughts on futile presents

January 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

There exists a class of products – DVD boardgames, TV tie-in books, themed calendars – that I believe no-one actually buys for themselves. Instead, they are only bought as Christmas presents for other people who ‘like cars’ or ‘watch 24′. There are obviously other products that are only bought as gifts, the most obvious being giftcards, vouchers, trips on hot air balloons, etc., but the difference is that these are quite obviously gifts, whereas the former class are, at least to the naked eye, potential products you might buy for yourself.

The reason why I think no-one actually buys these things for themselves is because they appear to be uniformly shoddy and awful. Perhaps I have too high an opinion of humanity, but I just can’t see even the most die-hard Top Gear fan go out and buy the DVD boardgame for himself; a book, yes, but not a DVD boardgame. But someone who’s frantically searching the shelves of Borders at Christmas and then spots this boardgame and thinks, ‘Oh, I know he likes cars’ will definitely give it some thought.

Say the boardgame is awful (it might be good, I don’t know, but usually these things aren’t). The person who receives it will obviously not be inclined to buy it in the future – not that they were ever likely to. Unless they’re particularly forthright or rude, they probably won’t tell the person who gave it to them that it was awful. So you simply end up in the situation of all these terrible products being made every Christmas, only being bought as presents, and their actual quality never being evaluated; instead, they’re bought because of the box art or the commercial tie-in or the trendiness.

Which I suppose is how most things are bought, but at least you’re doing it for yourself…

(I should point out that this is thankfully not a comment on any presents I received this year)

Tags: shopping · silly

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  • Frank // Jan 10, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Interesting thoughts as i heartly agree…why has Christmas though, been brought down to the level of buying pointless gifts that have now real worth, that are a burden to personal space, both mentally (that damn game is STILL there) and storage (that damn game is STILL in the cupboard). I personally look for books that people might be interested in, i shun giving vouchers unless it’s for the young relations, and then it is for useful shops, such as clothing etc. I don’t mind a cupboard crammed of books that i can flick back into at a moments notice because it’s raining or a loose end…but a ‘bored’ game that you play with the tv..hmm, i remember the game Nightmare appearing as a precursor all those years ago…on vhs i do believe…sad is my lingering memory, as i tried desperately to programme a BBC Acorn with frogger… who am i to talk i guess…

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