Mssv

Not All Men Are Telepathic - another Craiglist classic:

Ladies, a good number of us men regret to inform you we are not telepathic and cannot read your mind. We get paid to take our boss’s bullshit because we cannot read their minds, could you please cut us some slack? If you are interested in a guy, calm that girlhood-fantasy of prince charming and say “Hi” to a guy, that is all we need.